‘Grab that little elf and chuck him across the Potomac’: Quotes of the Week

The past week saw Dr. Anthony Fauci, the face of the coronavirus pandemic response, announce he would step down from his role in government after 50 years, leading to some tributes but also a lot of criticism. Meanwhile, President Joe Biden hit the midterm campaign trail, having some choice words for MAGA supporters, several important primaries played out in New York and Florida, and in a possible preview of a future presidential race, California Gov. Gavin Newsom turned his attention to his Florida counterpart Ron DeSantis. Here are the quotes of the week.

“While I am moving on from my current positions, I am not retiring. After more than 50 years of government service, I plan to pursue the next phase of my career while I still have so much energy and passion for my field.”

“I should have double checked before I retweeted this list. My bad. Looks like some of the books weren’t banned. Book bans are very real & dangerous.”

“They continue to try to fool you like they are helping you out. But they’re not. They’re not helping you out because a lot of money, it’s going to trees.”

“Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is your governor speaking. Today’s training evolution — dogfighting, taking on the corporate media. The rules of engagement are as follows: No. 1: Don’t fire unless fired upon, but when they fire, you fire back with overwhelming force. No. 2: Never ever back down from a fight. No. 3: Don’t accept their narrative.”

“By the way, for the record, I say that if Donald Trump actually still had the nuclear codes, it would probably be good. Our enemies — our enemies — might actually be like, ‘OK, maybe let’s not mess with them.’ I’m like, when they look at Joe Biden, then they say, ‘We should attack now.'”

  • Donald Trump Jr. makes light of the Mar-a-Lago raid and the rumors his father held on to classified material relating to nuclear documents.

“Unless Dr. Fauci, retirement or not, decides to seek asylum in some remote, obscure foreign country whose Powerball jackpot is 287 chickens and a goat, and therefore will not enforce a subpoena from the United States Congress, then Dr. Fauci, retirement or not, is going to be spending a lot of time in front of congressional committees.”

“I don’t want your vote. If you have that hate in your heart, keep it. I want the vote of the people in Florida who care about our state. Good Democrats, good independents, good Republicans.”

“Pouring roughly half trillion dollars of gasoline on the inflationary fire that is already burning is reckless. Doing it while going well beyond one campaign promise ($10K of student loan relief) and breaking another (all proposals paid for) is even worse.”

  • Jason Furman, who served as former President Barack Obama’s chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers, has some choice words for Biden’s student loan plans.

“I didn’t have any advanced notice. None. Zero. Not one single bit.”

“Is it fair to people who, in fact, do not own multibillion-dollar businesses if they see one of these guys getting all the tax breaks? Is that fair? What do you think?”

  • Biden appears to concede that the student loan scheme isn’t perfect and may not be fair for those who have already paid their loans back.

“Complete horse manure. The Iran nuclear deal is designed to let the Ayatollah cheat his way to a nuclear arsenal. These so-called ‘most rigorous and intensive’ inspections failed in the last deal — and will be even weaker this time.”

“Republicans should be very, very, very scared this morning about their prospects.”

“I’m just sick of seeing him. I know he says he’s gonna retire. Someone needs to grab that little elf and chuck him across the Potomac!”

“He is a pawn for the Democrats to get whatever they want.”

“F*** you, Dr. Fauci!”

  • Megyn Kelly reacts to Fauci saying he would “consider” complying with a congressional subpoena.

 “[Biden’s] record on fiscal responsibility is second to none.”

“Time to make Ron DeSantis a one-term governor.”

  • California Gov. Gavin Newsom pledges $100,000 to DeSantis’s Democratic opponent Charlie Crist.

“What we’re seeing now is either the beginning or the death knell of an extreme MAGA philosophy. It’s not just Trump. It’s the entire philosophy that underpins the — I’m going to say something, it’s like semifascism.”

  • Biden has choice words for Trump fans as he heads back out on the campaign trail.

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