Hillary Clinton might be the next George Washington. At least, that’s what Clinton’s campaign wants it supporters to believe.
Clinton’s campaign is asserting that she’s “the most qualified candidate maybe since General George Washington himself!!”
As surrogate James Carville write in an email to supporters on behalf of the campaign, “I read the other day that more of Bernie’s supporters have donated to support his campaign than Hillary’s.
“I don’t mean to be cranky, but what in the hell is that all about?! We’ve got the best chance we’ve ever had to put a woman in the White House, and oh, by the way, she just happens to be the most qualified candidate maybe since General George Washington himself!!
“Chip in $1 and let’s catch up to Bernie’s donors right now.This is crunch time now, daniel: This election is tighter than an alligator wearing a tutu.
“Elections in Iowa and New Hampshire come down to getting a few extra voters here and there to come out for you, and you’ve gotta have that extra little edge to do that.”
