Dim Bulb: Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich

Published June 4, 2011 4:00am ET



What: When asked by his attorney if he discussed appointing himself to the Senate “and going to Afghanistan to hunt down Osama bin Laden,” Blagojevich answered “yes.” Why it’s dim: Blagojevich seems to think his second trial on federal corruption charges is a joke.

Cure: Could Blago appoint himself to SEALs Team Six?