CBS News reporter Richard Butler was rescued by Iraqi troops in Basra on April 10 after being held captive for two months. Throughout his ordeal, his hands were kept in restraints and a sack kept over his head, although he was able to hear plenty of Hezbollah propaganda and ringtones. His sparse diet caused him to lose 42 pounds. Not pretty. But it could have been worse:
Absolutely. American troops are renowned for torturing network reporters. You read about that all the time. Poor bastards are dropping like flies at the hands of our soldiers. It’s a real scandal. In related news, the ratings for CBS News hit a record low last week. Don’t worry about Richard Butler, by the way. He’s recovering at his home. In France. But you just knew that, right? (And I know what you’re thinking: Hezbollah ringtones?!)
