Not to be Outdone (Satire)

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The question was, “We have many qualified, Hispanic leaders. Which of our Hispanic leaders would you consider to serve in your cabinet?” Santorum, by dint of his position on stage, got to speak first, picking the very obvious choice of up-and-coming Florida senator Marco Rubio. Gingrich came in second and it wouldn’t have sufficed to say, “I agree.” The former speaker hinted at Rubio as a future commander in chief and also mentioned New Mexico governor Susana Martinez and Florida congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen. Poor Mitt Romney was third in line for questioning and knew he, too, had to top his rivals. His answer was lengthy but impressive:

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