According to this Slate piece, those people arriving early to next week’s Republican National Convention have a special treat waiting for them at the Minnesota State Fair. This year’s fair features a new Miracle of Birth Center where visitors may witness the miracle from the comfort of the bleachers–cow births, not human. (Just to be clear.) The fair is making this an educational and comfortable experience for visitors as well as a safe and dignified experience for the livestock by instructing volunteers with specific protocol for the births. Don’t worry: Should any emergencies occur, volunteers have been instructed to move the animals to a curtained area so as to not “freak people out.”
