Metro, employee union has unwanted exercise program for riders

Good news for faithful Metro riders – DC Metro is making it easier for customers to cram exercise into their busy schedules. Instead of using private contractors to fix broken escalators, DC Metro uses overpaid union labor to ensure inefficiency in all repair attempts.

These union contract workers make certain Metro provides rush hour crowds with muscle cramps and back-aches as they hike up broken steps. If Metro decided to hire private sector construction workers, the escalators would be fixed promptly, clearing customer congestion, and denying the public the forced-opportunity to define their calf muscles.