Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is one eccentric terrorist. First, he objects to a court-artist’s rendition of his schnoz. Now we learn he wrote poetry for his CIA interrogator’s wife.
I personally believe Mohammed is a committed author of Haiku, but perhaps he instead composed limericks of the Nantucket variety. A free WEEKLY STANDARD t-shirt will be awarded to our first reader who sends us the actual poems. Lest anyone forget, Saddam Hussein also dabbled with poetry while in American custody, i.e. “[O]ur Baath Party blossoms like a branch turns green.” Is forcing detainees to draft poems now an official CIA interrogation technique? Perhaps instead of waterboarding terrorists, the CIA can just start sponsoring spoken word night at Gitmo or poetry contests at Abu Ghraib?

