A Conservative Is Just a Barista Who’s Been Mugged By Reality

I‘ve never seen any polling data on this, but my guess is that Starbucks baristas probably vote, as a class, like Prius owners. I’d be pretty surprised if they didn’t go 75-25 for Kerry and 85-15 for Obama. Walking these guesses a little further down the lane, I suspect that, in general, baristas are down with most of the liberal compassion agenda. Until, that is, it intersects with their world. Starbucks Gossip has an item up this morning about how the financial crisis has led more and more homeless citizens to hang out at coffee shops. (The item is based on this story from the Syracuse Post-Standard, which reports that “Starbucks as well as other businesses on the street have been forced to become social service providers, while their customers face potentially dangerous encounters.”) The comments section at Starbucks Gossip is filled with tales from baristas about their encounters with the homeless:

How about all the people who come in before you are closing and ask for “Markouts” of RT&E and Pastries…I like to tell them the only thing we have left is the Velencia Orange Cake…(If you give them the display one that has been sitting out for weeks it’s ROCK Hard!!)

Here’s another:

I hate to sound a little crass, but my experience with homeless people at Starbucks has been if you give them an inch, they’ll take a yard.

And another:

I’ve seen people “move in”. They spend all day. Never buy anything. Take up space that real customers would like to use. They also smell. Our SM and DM won’t do anything about it. There is a difference between kindness and weakness.

There sure is.

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