No Humans Were Harmed in the Testing of this Armor

Eleven months of testing body armor by strapping it on pigs and simulating IED blasts has provided military researchers extremely useful information about soldiers wounded in roadside explosions, reports USA Today. Contrary to Defense Department worries, the protective gear does not increase the odds of traumatic brain injury by deflecting the force of the blasts to the soldiers’ heads. But this very good news for the troops has drawn some fire from animal rights activists:

Blasting pigs raises “red flags,” said Martin Stephens, vice president for animal research issues at the Humane Society of the United States.”This is a worthy goal, trying to prevent soldiers from being injured by roadside bombs,” Stephens said. “I think the relevance of this is highly questionable. People are not pigs.”

Indeed, people are not pigs, Mr. Stephens–and pigs are not people. In view of your feelings about this, might I suggest volunteering your own body, and those of others equally concerned about the welfare of pigs, for any further testing in the service of this “worthy goal?”

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