Reader Contest

A reader, noting the Obama administration’s apparent endorsement of an international board of inquest to look into Israel’s (but not Turkey’s) role in the terrorist flotilla incident, suggests a contest to name an appropriate American participant in this show trial. Helen Thomas is too obvious. With that exception, have at it. Send suggestions to wws [at] weeklystandard.com. A blue-ribbon panel of experts (known only to us, and acting with the same impartiality and care as the international panel will demonstrate!) will judge the entries, which must be received by close of business on June 15.

Enjoy.