WHAT: Threatens to sue U.S. for killing his father and dumping his body in the ocean. WHY IT’S DIM: Said it’s “unacceptable, humanely and religiously, to dispose of a person with such importance and status among his people, by throwing his body into the sea …”

CURE: Scuba lessons?

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