If there were any doubts whether Team Trump would make a campaign issue of Hillary Clinton’s maladies, they were dispelled today with a new fundraising pitch.
“We need a President in good health,” begins the solicitation from the Trump Make America Great Again Committee. “Staying healthy on the campaign trail can be a challenge, but Donald Trump knows the importance of taking care of himself.” (True, if taking care of oneself includes indulging a taste for McDonald’s: “The Big Macs are great,” Trump has proclaimed. “The Quarter Pounder with Cheese. It’s great stuff.”)
But of course nothing says “healthy” like exercise. And nothing says “exercise” quite like wearing a sweatband. Thus the newest tchotchke from the Trump campaign: a Make America Great Again sweatband—all yours for a minimum donation of $12. Yes, you too can “Stay Healthy Like Trump!”
There is yet no word, however, on when the Clinton campaign will be making available Stronger Together prismatic glasses.
