Just think–if Eliot Spitzer hadn’t flushed his political career down the toilet, he probably never would have been honored with his own theme night at a minor league baseball game:
The Music will give away a trip to New York and a one-night stay at the Mayflower Hotel.
The ninth fan – or Client No. 9, as Spitzer was known in the prostitution ring – into the ballpark will receive a free Music prize pack.
Fans with the name Eliot, Spitzer or Kristen, along with any fan from New York, will receive $1 off admission. Any fan who has ever resigned a position will also receive $1 off admission.
The Music will play Frank Sinatra songs throughout the night.
Wire taps will be placed around the stadium.
Fans will be able to use ATMs in the ballpark available for cash withdrawals not to exceed $5,000 per hour.
The 871st fan through the gates will receive a gift certificate for the team store.
I can only hope that Eliot can make it. What could be more restful and healing than a baseball game?
