Scoop: Lindsay says she’s not a lesbian

Lindsay Lohan is more open than ever about her romance with Samantha Ronson. But when asked point-blank by Bazaar whether she considers herself a lesbian, LiLo offers a firm “no.”

Granted, she won’t talk about Sam by name. But when prodded, the “Mean Girls” star concedes to the magazine, “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing. … She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”

When asked if she’s bisexual, she says, “Maybe. Yeah.” But as for being a lesbian, she offers a simple “No.”

“I don’t want to classify myself,” she explains. “First of all, you never know what’s going to happen — tomorrow, in a month, a year from now, five years from now.”

She sees herself getting married “eventually,” but when asked the likely gender of her spouse, she responds — wait for it — “I don’t know.”

So, since it’s that obvious, why not name Sam as her lady love?

“I feel like it jinxes it,” La Linds explains. “It’s hard. The second I start talking about whomever I’m seeing, a month or two later it’s failed.”

Well, she’s certainly got a point there. But we’re not sure that’s the media’s fault.

Jayden’s OK

After a health scare during a family trip to Louisiana, Britney Spears’ younger son was released from the hospital Monday night.

Despite early reports that Jayden James Federline, 2, had a seizure, it appears the tyke actually had a “terrible allergic reaction,” per a People source, to something he ate.

Ironically, the incident occurred during the first out-of-state trip Britney was permitted to take with her two sons since losing custody of them — which fans hailed as a milestone in her new and improved parenting skills.

12 Simple Rules

News flash: Madonna is a control freak. The Material Mom reportedly made estranged hubby Guy Ritchie agree to a dozen elaborate conditions before permitting his Tuesday reunion with sons Rocco and David in London.

According to the U.K.’s Mail, Her Madgesty mandated — among other rules — that the boys must follow a macrobiotic vegetarian diet, drink only Kabbalah water, wear only the clothes Madonna packed for them, wash their hands with disinfectant spray in public places, and “should not be bought toys which are spiritually or ethically unsound.” (We’re not sure what that means, either. Action figures that shoplift when you pull a string?)

 

Kitty Raymond is an entertainment writer and astrologer. She welcomes feedback at [email protected].

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