This week, John Kasich proved that, despite his resistance to the idea, he is indeed vice presidential material. Senator Ben Sasse was silenced by a young lady. Donald Trump also gives us a peek at his policy ideas.
Bernie Sanders is still struggling to figure out how the world works.
I believe the function of banking should not be about making as much profits as possible but rather ensuring affordable loans for Americans.
— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) April 10, 2016
But Popehat is here to help.
.@SenSanders I believe the function of pizza should not be about making me fat but rather making me a ripped sexual dynamo
— OMFGHat (@Popehat) April 11, 2016
Remember in high school when a kid obviously didn’t write his own paper and thought nobody would notice…
Try to imagine @realDonaldTrump saying these words from “his” op-ed. https://t.co/L5HKXUmDmG @McCormackJohn pic.twitter.com/9lF5FXFnyZ
— The Weekly Standard (@weeklystandard) April 15, 2016
Grover Norquist prepares for his least favorite day of the year.
“Merry” Christmas.
“Happy” New Year.
What are you supposed to say for Tax Day, Good Friday, Pearl Harbor Day?
Merry Tax Day?
No.
.— Grover Norquist (@GroverNorquist) April 15, 2016
Sanders’ facial expression…
John Kasich… talks to Jews…
“And that’s how the Jews got to Egypt…” —@JohnKasich https://t.co/332qtYrMvR https://t.co/hYmuXDnnjr
— The Weekly Standard (@weeklystandard) April 13, 2016
And did this…
He also eats ice cream like you expect.
READY FOR HILLARY?
Here’s Hillary!!! https://t.co/ufMUhuZSzf pic.twitter.com/peHz3Gm6nA
— The Weekly Standard (@weeklystandard) April 12, 2016
Trump explains his stance on policy and intelligence.
.@realDonaldTrump elaborates on his old assertion that “we need brain.” https://t.co/N8RDc76Dwu https://t.co/LaMFFWnq6L
— The Weekly Standard (@weeklystandard) April 14, 2016
Senator Ben Sasse is silenced.
Lovely 6-yr-old Macy persuasively told us that “senators should be seen, not heard.”
pic.twitter.com/eN1HHkG6Mx#MacyIsUsuallyRight@NDSS
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) April 13, 2016
Kasich says he’s not interested in being vice president, but that seems dubious…
Also @JohnKasich is CLEARLY Vice President material. #GOPTownHall pic.twitter.com/aFEFAcJrRx
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair (@senatorshoshana) April 12, 2016
Finally, Speaker Paul Ryan doesn’t age.
WATCH: What a young Paul Ryan said about running for president in 1998 https://t.co/e88UmjsK8D pic.twitter.com/pPKtwYQqhL
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) April 12, 2016
