From Newsmax:
Santa Claus has been brought down somewhere over the South China Sea in an apparent collision with a Chinese fighter jet. The collision occurred while St. Nick was flying his sleigh on a return trip from Hong Kong to the North Pole. “Our pilots were flying within a reasonable distance when one of them was blinded by the lead reindeer’s nose. This caused him to lose control of his jet and accidentally fire two heat-seeking missiles that collided with the sleigh,” stated the Chinese foreign minister.
Very funny, worth reading the whole thing. Update: Not funny: “Drug traffickers in a Rio slum opened fire on a helicopter carrying a Santa to a children’s party, apparently mistaking it for a police helicopter.” Via Danger Room.
