Military families cut an ad protesting Obama’s decision to release Gitmo detainee Binyam Mohamed. Democrats longing to make the GOP conduct an old-fashioned phonebook-reading filibuster will be disappointed. Geert Wilders wants a First Amendment for Europe. The cramdown cometh. Sean Penn is “very proud” that his country elected an “elegant man” president, who should also, apparently, “reflect and anticipate [his] great shame and the shame in [his] grandchildren’s eyes” for opposing gay marriage. Obama’s blue period. If you know how to turn these into ringtones, please send me an email.