Dim Bulb: Attorney General Eric Holder

WHAT: Holder said during a speech last week that “victory and security will not come easily, and they won’t come at all if we adhere to a rigid ideology, adopt a narrow methodology, or abandon our most effective terror-fighting weapon — our Article III court system.” WHY IT’S DIM: Did Holder learn nothing from the debacle he caused with his proposal to try Sept. 11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in New York City?

CURE: Write “Gitmo is the place for terrorists” 100 times.