The Classiest, Worst Hat I Ever Bought

Much to the dismay of my wife, I bought an authentic red “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” hat from Donald Trump’s webpage, and insisted on wearing it every day for a week to see what would happen. The hat cost $25, plus shipping.

And by “every day,” I meant everywhere I went in public — meaning work, walking the dog, driving, eating dinner in public, and attending events as a member of the press. To make matters worse, our wedding anniversary fell during this time. (My gift to her was not wearing the hat to our anniversary dinner. You’re welcome, honey!)