With le tout Washington caught up in the fight over Chas Freeman, Rush Limbaugh, the spending bill, the earmarks, and the teleprompter-addicted president, Eliot “Spanky-Spanky” Spitzer, disgraced former governor of New York, has slipped back into town. In partnership with his father, Bernard “I Will Not Let My Son Beat Me At Monopoly No Matter How Hard He Cries” Spitzer, he has bought a building on L Street, a block away from the Mayflower Hotel, where, as Client 9, he held the high-priced hooker sessions–at $4300 plus mini-bar a pop, for those who have forgotten–that led to his political demise. Housed in the building, among others, is the Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries. Exactly.