We wish we had a dollar for every time a tabloid cover blared the (fabricated) news that Jennifer Aniston is getting married or pregnant. Now, Star is taking the hype up a notch by claiming she’s on a mission to have twins. (Well, that would be one way to compete with Angelina.)
The tabloid claims the former “Friends” star, 39, is so “determined to have a pair of babies” with musician beau John Mayer that she is undergoing fertility treatments.
“She’ll try anything to help her chances,” a friend allegedly dished. “Jen has also changed her diet. She’s taking a lot of folic acid and has upped her intake of milk and beef — all of which are supposed to increase your chances of having twins.”
And John is reportedly totally on board: “He ordered a bunch of books on Amazon about pregnancy and parenting,” a source claims.
“He’s just as eager as Jen is. They’ve discussed how they plan to raise their kids, and they agree on mostly everything. They can’t wait to be parents together.”
This report sounds about as authentic as Michael Jackson’s current nose. Star, you owe us two dollars.
Bunny love
Much to our shock, it appears Hugh Hefner’s erstwhile “Girls Next Door” gal pals are having no trouble moving on. First Holly Madison went public with her relationship with magician Criss Angel — and now Kendra Wilkinson is reportedly one-upping her by getting engaged. (Your move, Bridget.)
According to E! Online, over the weekend, the sports-buff beauty got a surprise proposal from age-appropriate new beau Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles. The footballer allegedly got down on one knee atop Seattle’s Space Needle and presented the stunned Kendra with a ring. Aw.
Seems like a pretty speedy engagement, but we’re guessing that after her last arrangement — er, relationship — any romantic gesture would sweep Kendra off her feet.
Sin-free city
Speaking of dubious Star reporting, a rep for Charlie Sheen claims the tabloid’s recent story about him partying in Las Vegas is a “hatchet job.”
As Scoop! told you Thursday, the “Two and a Half Men” star was said to be fighting constantly with pregnant wife Brooke Mueller — and then allegedly hopped a plane to Vegas to blow off some steam (read: drinking and getting lap dances).
But the true Sin City story is a lot tamer, insists Charlie’s flack.
“Had the reporter bothered to check, he or she would have learned that the reason Charlie was in Vegas was for a contractual appearance on behalf of Planet Hollywood’s Prive,” the rep huffs to rival tab Us. “Charlie was in Vegas only four hours … [on Oct. 25], not on Oct. 28, as Star reports. Star’s reporting of his alleged behavior is as inaccurate as the rest of their story.”
We’ll take his word for it — but, let’s face it, Charlie Sheen getting a lap dance in Vegas sounds equally plausible as Star making up a story.
Kitty Raymond is an entertainment writer and astrologer. She welcomes feedback at [email protected].
