This week, Joe Biden and Chris Christie returned, the Donald Trump-John Kasich fight heated up, and Kasich forgot the alliance he made with Ted Cruz.
Hillary Clinton is selling the woman card…
I’m not sure you should be embracing this one, @HillaryClinton pic.twitter.com/gv8D4xUyKU
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair (@senatorshoshana) April 28, 2016
This happened:
Now this is a story all about how @JohnKasich met Will Smith at the airport. pic.twitter.com/cK1TvUft3t
— Team Kasich (@TeamJohnKasich) April 24, 2016
Prisoner Christie returned.
Chris Christie retakes his position behind Trump. pic.twitter.com/WZ68JPdoQB
— Jim Roberts (@nycjim) April 27, 2016
But Christie gets his frustrations out at Springsteen concerts, apparently.
Update pic.twitter.com/2vdPAeVjHw— Annie-Rose Strasser (@ARStrasser) April 26, 2016
Biden also returned. This week he was wooing women…
Biden, charming a 93 year old woman at a Philadelphia diner pic.twitter.com/wJQ6KSmc1c
— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) April 25, 2016
And making sure you saw his weights in his selfie. He works out.
Happy #CollegeSigningDay, folks. Let’s make college a reality for millions more Americans. https://t.co/8LwQUTHTP1 pic.twitter.com/HiFgPt3Qpa
— VP Biden (Archived) (@VP44) April 26, 2016
Bernie Sanders looked terrified when surrounded by millennials.
TFW @BernieSanders realizes who the “millennials” who support him actually are pic.twitter.com/3k2jVHZRkd
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair (@senatorshoshana) April 26, 2016
It turns out President Obama lives in another reality… with googly eyes.
Tbh we’re all Merkel IRL pic.twitter.com/tXqoWswYgB
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair (@senatorshoshana) April 25, 2016
John Kasich is having trouble with this whole “alliance” with Cruz thing.
JUST IN: Kasich: “I’m not out to stop Donald Trump” https://t.co/U6sOLghufS pic.twitter.com/CdTdKpsovO
— The Hill (@thehill) April 26, 2016
He and Trump have also been fighting over food.
.@realDonaldTrump hits #JohnKasich on his eating habits: “Do you want that for your president? I don’t think so.” pic.twitter.com/iVlvooveCt
— Fox News (@FoxNews) April 25, 2016
— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) April 25, 2016
.@RealDonaldTrump, we were looking for some Trump steaks for the governor, but no one seems to sell them anymore. pic.twitter.com/zS5eLtfHOc
— Team Kasich (@TeamJohnKasich) April 25, 2016
Trump is also not a fan of how Kasich spells his name.
Trump asks Kasich to change spelling of his name https://t.co/EkhD9Pl9gm pic.twitter.com/4ztsAVINwQ
— The Hill (@thehill) April 24, 2016
This.
Dispatches from the Hill https://t.co/shTHNktrcB pic.twitter.com/SOm6mXsDep
— Roll Call (@rollcall) April 26, 2016
But through it all, Kasich is admirably optimistic.
Kasich starting to vet potential VPs https://t.co/LLGCtk1B90 pic.twitter.com/ikrFj9hkBE
— The Hill (@thehill) April 24, 2016
