Best Supporting Neocon

Dear George Clooney,

Congratulations on that best supporting actor Oscar you picked up last week. I couldn’t be happier for you. Not only because I admire your Cary Grant-esque panache but because I admire your politics. As an advocate of a hawkish but high-minded foreign policy, I can’t find much to cheer about in Hollywood, but you, my friend, consistently deliver. Dare I say it–you’re the No. 1 neocon in Never Never Land.