Amy Winehouse’s brain may be even more addled than we thought. And that’s saying something.
About one week ago, the “Rehab” songstress was declaring in print that she had found a new love in vacation fling Josh Bowman — and boasting about how much better he was in bed than hubby Blake Fielder-Civil. But now she insists that Josh was just “a holiday thing,” and she refuses to allow her hubby to go through with divorce proceedings.
“I still love my Blake,” Amy declares to the U.K.’s Sun.
Though her incarcerated spouse had a lawyer file papers on his behalf, “I won’t let him divorce me,” the star asserts. “He’s still in jail, but the moment he comes out, I’ll be there waiting for him.”
“I love him because he’s just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other,” the singer says.
Of her boy toy, Amy explains, “Josh was lovely. But it was a holiday thing. … I don’t want anybody else because I’ve got my Blake.”
Well, she’s got a funny way of showing it — the British tabs are reporting that Wino is currently “getting on really well” with another young hottie.
We’d suggest that Amy make up her mind, but, well, we’re pretty sure she’s out of her mind.
Online Dating
Paris Hilton’s star stock just seems to keep on falling. She’s apparently gone from dating minor celebrities and Greek shipping heirs to an Internet geek.
As the heirhead was making her photo-op-starved rounds at the Sundance Film Festival, she reportedly took time out to engage in some major PDA with MySpace CEO Chris DeWolfe. (And this may be the first time in history that an Internet CEO has gotten any PDA other than a BlackBerry.)
“They were grinding each other on the dance floor forever, before lying together on a banquette,” a gawker tells the New York Daily News. (MySpace wouldn’t comment on its exec’s personal life.) “Then the couple began sucking face hard.”
Seriously, Paris? The words “Get a room” are never more appropriate than when your family owns a hotel chain.
Bringing Home Bacon?
Among many victims of crooked financial scammer Bernard Madoff were Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick. The hard-working actors reportedly lost everything except their savings accounts and property when his jaw-dropping Ponzi scheme collapsed.
“We’ll march on,” Kevin assures Life&Style. “We have to. There’s nothing you can do about it. You can’t change what happened. Things could be worse.”
So what’s next for the “Footloose” star, whose wife luckily has a steady job on “The Closer”?
“I don’t have anything lined up right now, but I need to work, for obvious reasons,” Kevin confesses.
Well, no doubt someone will give him a job soon — he certainly has plenty of connections. (See what we did there?)
Kitty Raymond is an entertainment writer and astrologer. She welcomes feedback at [email protected].
