Is the squeeze worth the juice?

I’m a clueless, bleeding-heart, liberal ingrate.

Oh, I must be. Here’s what I should have done after I learned that police in Harford County arrested 62-year-old Bob Chance on marijuana charges and that Prince George’s County police burst into the home of Cheye Calvo and Trinity Tomsic and fatally shot their two dogs in a search for the dreaded weed: I should have dropped to my knees and shouted “PRAISE JESUS! Our courageous mujahideen in the great Jihad against drugs have scored yet another victory over rampant pot smoking!”