Once again, my apologies for being gone so long.

To make up for it, I give you the dumbest quote out of Congress in…at least, weeks…which is saying something. Seriously, though, this is historically dumb and should be immortalized in much the same way as Ted Stevens’ explanation of the Internet (“It’sa series of tubes!”). Now that Stevens is likely to leave the Congress, let’s send this quote to the top of the vapidity pile:

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