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Who’s Montgomery County’s most wanted criminal?

Montgomery County police are looking for a different kind of criminal than they’re usually searching for, namely a furry one. Officers issued a wanted poster for Punxsutawney Phil, the famous Pennsylvania groundhog who is suposed to predict when winter will end. The charge: fraud. “This February, Mr. Phil said we would have an early spring,” the release reads. “We’re still waiting…” He was last seen in the Keystone State and he may or may not be hiding in a hole. It’s not clear if extradition is possible.