Say no to ‘Zombie Strippers’

The only thing worse than a picture about zombie strippers is a picture about zombie strippers with a message. People who volunteer to pay to see something literally titled “Zombie Strippers” want gore and naked girls; hold the mayo … and the insight.

But even though today’s horror satire makes its shallow intentions clear by headlining porn goddess Jenna Jameson and “Nightmare on Elm Street’s” Robert Englund, two of the most hideously lame acting talents in the known universe, it also deigns to jam in heavy-handed Bush administration bashing and non sequitur pseudo-philosophical