This week, John Kasich ate everything in New York and came up with a witty nickname for Ted Cruz. We also learn what Donald Trump would look like if he didn’t tan.
Last week, Kasich was hoping you’d shut up and dance with him. This week…
He’s missing more than just your body. https://t.co/4tGhy0qPWc
— Tom Bevan (@TomBevanRCP) April 3, 2016
He also ate everything in New York.
I think Kasich is enjoying the Bronx pic.twitter.com/WXOBhO84my
— Jennifer Fermino (@jfermino) April 7, 2016
Cruz’s daughters were disappointed by Mars Cheese Castle in Kenosha.
Hillary’s struggle is real.
Apparently, as NY senator @HillaryClinton was too “dead broke” even to use the subway https://t.co/rhuwQloUoH pic.twitter.com/6IwgdRARgU
— The Weekly Standard (@weeklystandard) April 7, 2016
Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani endorsed Trump, which makes the time Trump nuzzled Giuliani’s chest relevant…
That feeling when you smoke and #FeelTheBern…
Feelin’ the Bern at Bernie Sanders’ last event in Wisconsin #nbc2016 pic.twitter.com/7XTrCIBo7D
— Kasie Hunt (@kasie) April 5, 2016
This is what Trump would look like if he didn’t tan.
I wanted to see what he would look like without the fake tan and now I want my mom. pic.twitter.com/ZMLUTaHOxR
— Jen Lewis (@thisjenlewis) April 4, 2016
Finally, Kasich has a new catchy new nickname for Cruz:
VIDEO: @JohnKasich calls @tedcruz “Senator Ted the smear artist” pic.twitter.com/AUXNS0qmuY
— Kelly O’Donnell (@KellyO) April 4, 2016
BURN.
