There’s no such thing as a free gift! When I worked in Congress as an aide, I took a meeting with representatives of a foreign government about trade issues. They gave us all little business card holders as de minimis gifts. An older colleague, after the meeting ended, took all of them and threw them in the office freezer and told us to leave them there for a few days. Why? In case they had listening devices installed in them. I still have the business card holder to this day, and I thought it was a bit much, but you never can be too careful. Case in point? The Taiwan News reports:
The Ice Cream of the Future, indeed. Sean Spicer (wrongly) hates Dippin’ Dots. It’s not the world’s most delicious ice cream, but it’s fun and futuristic, despite remaining the same for decades. Looks like the ice cream maker is making a move into cryogenics:
Thankfully, they’re avoiding cryonics.
The Decline of Anti-Trumpism. At the New York Times, David Brooks has an interesting take on how the Trump White House is evolving:
One thing that Brooks gets right about some Trump haters is this:
Being from Ohio, I have many close friends and relatives who are very happy with the current state of affairs. And believe me, working in Washington is basically an open invitation for anyone back home to let you know how wrong you are and why you don’t get it. I suppose there is a difference between understanding why people feel or think one way and agreeing with it, but Brooks’s conclusion is on point:
In the era of President Trump, at least to me, these sorts of distinctions are becoming more clear by the day. Some see different distinctions, of course, but distinctions nonetheless.
Decline is a choice. Teen Vogue is celebrating Lactatia, a 9-year-old drag queen. No, this is not a parody. Click through at your peril, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Tax reform to lower D.C. power bills? Only if the government OKs it, naturally. Economic conservatives often point out that taxes are priced into goods and services, but what happens if taxes are lowered? What happens? Lots of things can happen, of course. Corporations can buy back stock (as some have), others can raise salaries (as others have), some can give bonuses, or, prices can be lowered. Much-hated energy provider PEPCO has announced a plan to provide a credit to lower bills to residents of Washington, D.C. That is, if the D.C. Public Service Commission signs off on the plan.
The Torment of Ajit Pai. At Commentary, Noah Rothman has a column looking at how the left responded to FCC Chairman Ajit Pai’s move to undo Obama-era net neutrality guidelines. It’s not a good look:
Cliven Bundy and Misconduct. At National Review, David French has an interesting take about the recent legal victory for Cliven Bundy. French observes: “Sometimes even wild tales are true. And every American — from the angriest antifa activist to the leader of “Y’all Qaeda” — is entitled to the full protection of the United States Constitution.” You can still think Bundy handled things poorly and the government did, too. You don’t have to pick a side.
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