Darren Samuelsohn of Politico rhapsodizes over the utter wonderfulness of Al Gore who is, these days, “richer and skinnier than ever.”
The reader is treated to the full gush, learning that Gore’s net worth is “well over the $200 million mark” and that he divides his time between “his 20-room, $4 million home in Nashville’s tony Belle Meade neighborhood and a separate apartment in San Francisco’s St. Regis luxury hotel residences.”
And then–here comes the really awesome part–there’s the “recognition of a Nobel Prize and even an Oscar award for his climate proselytizing.”
Even an Oscar. Just imagine. Impossible not to swoon.
But it isn’t all about being rich and thin. That’s just lagniappe. Mr. Gore is on a mission:
And how is that going? Sorry you asked. Seems Gore’s,
Well, you can’t win ‘em all. And, anyway, he’s still rich and thin and isn’t that just marvelous?
