An elementary lesson of life is that systems are often invented by geniuses but usually administrated by less gifted individuals. This explains a lot about zero-tolerance policies in schools, prosecutorial discretion, and other topics of recurring interest. The best-known example, in popular culture, is Homer Simpson’s status as safety inspector at a nuclear power plant.
Now, the nation’s capital is enjoying a hearty laugh at the expense of the Secret Service, and with good reason—but more embarrassment than usual. British news correspondents say they were summarily barred from the White House during Prime Minister Theresa May’s visit because their applications listed birthdates in the British style, which is the reverse of the American practice. That is to say, instead of rendering October 31 as “10/31,” a Briton will write “31 October” or “31/10.” Which is confusing, evidently, to certain people.
Needless to say, the apparent inconsistency between 10/31 and 31/10 put the Secret Service on high alert; and with the bumptious efficiency that is their hallmark, they swung immediately into action and kept British reporters away from the British prime minister. Which succeeded not just in complicating delicate circumstances, but made the new administration look foolish.
Memo to the Secret Service: If Theresa May should write you a thank-you note, and spell “favor” with a “u” or “apologize” with an “s,” please don’t put her on the no-fly list.
