In case you haven’t seen it, there is a new television show out there more terrifying than anything that has ever made it to TV before (yes, even more than Thursday night’s GOP debate). It is a horror-fest beyond imagining, brought to fruition by perhaps the most twisted mind in Hollywood, with a full season of 13 disturbing episodes available for on demand viewing since its release last week on Netflix.

I am speaking, of course, of the blood-curdling, spine-chilling, nightmare-inducing, Full House sequel series, Fuller House, brought to horrifying life by obvious Satan-worshipper and Full House creator Jeff Franklin.

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