I’d like an order of cash to go, please
Two guys from Connecticut apparently called People’s United Bank branch in Fairfield to let a worker there know they were coming to rob the bank and wanted a bag of money to be “pre-made” for them. Not only did they not receive their requested carry-out order, but officers handcuffed them immediately upon arrival. The two men were arrested on robbery and threatening charges. Shockingly, divinely confused
A man claiming to be both God and the devil showed up naked on Interstate 35 in Minneapolis and began jumping on cars. State troopers Tasered the 23-year-old and arrested him. A search of his surplus jacket turned up a syringe possibly containing heroin, authorities said. Surprise. Food stamps for condoms
Twenty retailers in Florida were charged with food stamp fraud after police said they let people pay for beer, cigarettes and condoms by using EBT food stamp cards. And all would have been cool, if only the “shoppers” were not undercover Florida Department of Law Enforcement agents. Food stamp recipients are next, the FDLE threatens. 911? I’m trapped in jail!
Yelling at a cab driver and refusing to pay a $6.60 fare, landed a 29-year-old woman in jail. But her trouble didn’t end there. Upon being allowed her one bailout phone call, officers said the woman dialed 911 to complain she was “trapped inside the Naperville police detention facility.” Unfortunately, her call was (surprise!) answered by a Naperville Police Station dispatcher. Add making a false 911 report charge to her already existing ones of theft of labor or service, criminal trespass to land and disorderly conduct.
Two guys from Connecticut apparently called People’s United Bank branch in Fairfield to let a worker there know they were coming to rob the bank and wanted a bag of money to be “pre-made” for them. Not only did they not receive their requested carry-out order, but officers handcuffed them immediately upon arrival. The two men were arrested on robbery and threatening charges. Shockingly, divinely confused
A man claiming to be both God and the devil showed up naked on Interstate 35 in Minneapolis and began jumping on cars. State troopers Tasered the 23-year-old and arrested him. A search of his surplus jacket turned up a syringe possibly containing heroin, authorities said. Surprise. Food stamps for condoms
Twenty retailers in Florida were charged with food stamp fraud after police said they let people pay for beer, cigarettes and condoms by using EBT food stamp cards. And all would have been cool, if only the “shoppers” were not undercover Florida Department of Law Enforcement agents. Food stamp recipients are next, the FDLE threatens. 911? I’m trapped in jail!
Yelling at a cab driver and refusing to pay a $6.60 fare, landed a 29-year-old woman in jail. But her trouble didn’t end there. Upon being allowed her one bailout phone call, officers said the woman dialed 911 to complain she was “trapped inside the Naperville police detention facility.” Unfortunately, her call was (surprise!) answered by a Naperville Police Station dispatcher. Add making a false 911 report charge to her already existing ones of theft of labor or service, criminal trespass to land and disorderly conduct.
Compiled by Hristina Ninova
