The Daily Parody By Scott Ott February 27, 2004 4:00 am FacebookTwitterEmailPrint Add Washington Examiner on Google FacebookTwitterEmailPrint [img nocaption float=”right” width=”456″ height=”834″ render=”<%photoRenderType%>”]8841[/img] TagsScott OttTWS Archive Related Content Columnists On This Day: Washington to ready troops to New York to prepare for a British invasion News Why Melania is the most interesting person in the White House (when she’s there) House House Republicans roll out election reform package ahead of 2026 midterms Campaigns Democratic lead in Hispanic polling ‘concerning’ for Trump in 2026: Byron York News Senior Kennedy Center vice president resigns less than two weeks after hiring was announced