Scoop: Jesse ditches rehab; Sandra preps for split

Well, Jesse James’ bid to save his marriage wasn’t exactly a huge success. He checked into rehab for sex addiction just last week — then gave up and left in a huff when estranged wife Sandra Bullock refused to talk to him on the phone. And although he’s since checked back in, Radar Online reported that in the meantime, she has begun preparing divorce papers.

And thanks to an infidelity clause in the pre-nup, “if she divorces Jesse and proves he was cheating, which won’t be hard, Sandra won’t have to pay Jesse anything,” notes a source.

Movers have been sighted taking belongings from the home Sandy and her (allegedly) philandering hubby shared with his kids.

While Jesse has returned to the Sierra Tucson treatment facility in Arizona, there’s no indication that the blindsided “Blind Side” star will pull an Elin Nordegren and opt to overlook her hubby’s multiple transgressions.

“Her attitude toward Jesse hasn’t softened since she found out he was cheating on her,” a source said. “She’s been betrayed and cheated on and she’s not getting over that.”

Looks like you blew it, Jesse. Big-time.

Rihanna: Altar-Bound?

It’s been over a year since she endured a publicly traumatic relationship with Chris Brown, and Rihanna has found love again. After reportedly moving in with beau Matt Kemp late last month, she’s said to be ready to become the baseball player’s bride.

“Rihanna is head over heels in love with Matt,” a source told the U.K.’s Daily Mail. “She has told friends she’d love to marry him. She’d be so happy if he got down on one knee and popped the question.”

We’re happy to hear RiRi is so happy. But she’s only 22 — why be in such a hurry to make such a big life commitment?

Egged on

As Scoop! told you Monday, a former bodyguard to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt described the actress as a “psycho” who laughs in her children’s faces when they cry and emotionally abuses them with the silent treatment.

However, if his claim that Angie has two different personalities — one for the camera, one in private — is true, then she’s an even better actress than we thought.

Before visiting displaced refugees in Bosnia on Monday (gee, what a “psycho,” huh?), Angie and Brad took their brood of six kids for an Easter egg hunt on an Italian island Sunday. Does that sound like terrible parenting?

Then again, she could just be a really good actress. Whaddaya think?

Reese’s Easter

Reese Witherspoon and new beau Jim Toth already passed the weekend-getaway-together milestone last month — and they attended church together with her two kids on Easter Sunday, which is an even better sign that things are getting serious.

The Oscar-winning actress and her high-powered agent “seemed really happy and at ease out in the open as a couple,” an onlooker told People. “They were all dressed up for [service] and looked festive. Jim seemed to be there to support Reese and spend time with her and her kids.”

Is it too soon to speculate on when Reese will be getting dressed up and going to the chapel for a different occasion?

Kitty Raymond is an entertainment writer and astrologer. She welcomes feedback at [email protected].

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