This week, we learned about Senator Mitch McConnell’s childhood bully, we give our new robot overlords a big hearty welcome, and Donald Trump steals a line from Huggies.
John Kasich signed a bill legalizing medical marijuana in Ohio, that may explain some things…
“John Kasich Signs Law Legalizing Medical Marijuana” pic.twitter.com/sl7n5d8pHj
— Sean O’Kane (@sokane1) June 8, 2016
Aw 🙁
BREAKING: @MartinOMalley endorses Hillary Clinton. Martin O’Malley was a candidate for the 2016 Democratic nomination.
— Sam Frizell (@Sam_Frizell) June 9, 2016
Apparently Senator McConnell had a childhood bully…
Mitch McConnell says his childhood bully was named Dickey McGrew and Mitch beat him up and “bent his glasses” what is happening
— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) June 7, 2016
Here’s something nobody needed:
I’m sexually attracted to Bernie, and even I want him to pull out! #TBT pic.twitter.com/RqQIGQMb7e
— Joy Behar (@JoyVBehar) June 9, 2016
The same is true of this:
Trump reminiscing about watching Paris Hilton’s sex tape. Includes a vomitous aside: “At 12, I wasn’t interested” https://t.co/GLQLBWoYkJ
— EricaGrieder (@EricaGrieder) June 9, 2016
Trump discussed criticism he received from Speaker Paul Ryan and Senator McConnell on his comments about Judge Curiel. He said, “I’m a big boy.” Someone loves his Huggies!
Those of you familiar with the pain D.C.’s WMATA brings will appreciate this:
Is he saying same-sex marriages are delayed and on fire? https://t.co/YvHCTUMMQC
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair (@senatorshoshana) June 8, 2016
Always be proud. — PJW #wmata #metropride #MakeMagicHappen @CapitalPrideDC pic.twitter.com/cJNLOWzcWB
— Metro (@wmata) June 8, 2016
Tuesday night, the world received a new “It’s Happening” gif.
So this is the new Ron Paul “Its Happening” GIF, right? pic.twitter.com/MTndQzXaz6
— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) June 8, 2016
No PPP?
Trump used a teleprompter tonight, except when he went off script and did this https://t.co/PQOlppd7CC
— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) June 8, 2016
The Onion is a parody publication, but not sure what part of this is a parody:
Campaign Announces Clinton Has Entered Incubation Period After Securing Nomination https://t.co/2cLVIJSLW5 pic.twitter.com/WlPU95O8sN
— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 7, 2016
Another profile in government idiocy:
In Texas, wind-energy subsidies can actually exceed the wholesale price of electricity. https://t.co/NgECqod2d1 pic.twitter.com/6yL3buJ3HH
— Manhattan Institute (@ManhattanInst) June 6, 2016
Finally, I, for one, welcome our robot overlords.
As McDonald’s former CEO noted, “It’s cheaper to buy a $35,000 robotic arm than it is to hire an employee who’s inefficient making $15 an hour bagging french fries.”
