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Chopper NIMBYism. I don’t know what most people expected moving to Washington, D.C., but here’s what I expected: a helluva lot of noise. Why? It’s a big city. There’s an airport smack dab in the middle of it, helicopters flying all around, and trains, and cars, and also annoyingly loud bicyclists shouting: SHARE THE ROAD!
Which is why my congressman, former lieutenant governor of Virginia and car magnate Don Beyer is pursuing an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act that would study helicopter noise is something I find interesting. It’s not a winning proposition. My humble abode is 200 feet from the (very loud) D.C. Metro, when I walk my dog in the field behind our place, it’s a helicopter highway, and the least loud thing? The Beltway.
Unless we tell the U.S. military to vacate Washington, helicopter noise is always going to be a problem that is unsolvable. There will always be winners and losers. Don’t like it? Don’t live here.
While we’re on the topic of transportation, the D.C. do-gooder crowd has revived their most asinine follow-up to the failed D.C. Streetcar: THE D.C. GONDOLA. (Crowd oohs, ahhs.)
Yes, Georgetown, which famously didn’t want anything to do with the D.C. Metro, is now part of a proposal to get a gondola. Yes, a gondola, like we’re New York City… or Aspen.
But for a town with a barely functioning train system, these transit foamers sure do have a lot of fun ideas on how to waste money that’s not theirs.
U-LINE 2018. Over at Politico, Maggie Severns has a look at the previously little-known Illinois shipping magnate filling a void in GOP politics.
Amazing troll, or serious? Hard to say. Roll Call reports that “Rep. Tom Suozzi Suggests Using the ‘Second Amendment’ on Trump”:
Is it really, though? I’m old enough to remember when the GOP thought quoting Jefferson on the Second Amendment was a good thing, not just because somebody bearing our party label was in power.
Suozzi’s staff pushed back:
It’s good to see Democrats backing the Second Amendment’s underlying principles, but sad to see Republicans ignore history just to be partisans.
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