SNL Mocks Appearance of GOP Candidate Who Lost Eye in Afghanistan War

A cast member for Saturday Night Live, a late-night comedy show on NBC that hasn’t had a funny cast for a very long time, mocked the appearance of Republican congressional candidate and veteran Dan Crenshaw during SNL‘s latest episode.

“Dan Crenshaw…you may be surprised to hear he’s a congressional candidate from Texas and not a hitman in a porno movie,” SNL cast member Pete Davidson said. A giggling Davidson added: “I’m sorry, I know he lost his eye in war or whatever.”

Or whatever.

A former Navy SEAL who lost an eye in an IED blast in Afghanistan, Crenshaw often wears a an eyepatch.

Update: Crenshaw responded to SNL with a tweet:


THE WEEKLY STANDARD profiled Crenshaw earlier this year when he was a longshot to make the runoff in the Republican primary:

After graduating from Tufts in 2006, Crenshaw began a 10-year career in the Navy SEALs that included three combat tours. In Afghanistan’s Helmand province in 2012, Crenshaw was hit by an improvised explosive device and lost his right eye. Doctors thought damage Crenshaw sustained to his left eye would keep him from seeing again, but several surgeries and special contacts and glasses allowed him not just to return to service, but to deploy twice more in non-combat roles before he medically retired in 2016 with two Bronze Stars (one with valor), the Purple Heart, and the Navy Commendation Medal with Valor. And if that all weren’t enough, in 2018 Crenshaw received a master’s degree in public policy from Harvard before working briefly as a military legislative assistant for Congressman Pete Sessions.[…]

In a recent interview with THE WEEKLY STANDARD, Crenshaw reserved his criticism for Kathaleen Wall, whom he portrayed as an uninspiring candidate essentially buying the seat. “You keep electing old, rich, white people to the seat—you can expect the Republican party to be gone in 50 years,” Crenshaw said. “We can’t keep doing that. We have to make conservatism cool and exciting again.” Crenshaw says articulate, fact-based, rational arguments are the way to win over young people, and he points to conservative commentator Ben Shapiro as a good example of how to do that.

What exactly does that argument look like when it comes to explaining why we should still be in Afghanistan after more than 16 years and nearly 2,300 U.S. deaths? “We just need leaders in Congress who are honest with the American people,” he says. A total victory over the Taliban “is possible if you put 200,000 troops on the ground,” but “the American people don’t have the will to do that. I think we all know that.”

“You pull out completely, you get September 11,” he continues. “You pull out completely, you get ISIS. You can’t do that. You need to maintain some pressure. You can hold, you can maintain peace in the major cities for the most part.”

“Victory looks like no more September 11ths,” he says. “We are accomplishing the mission. Everybody tries to undermine what we’re doing and the lives lost—that’s just sad. It’s sad that you can’t see a very simple strategic goal.”

“You’re preventing another attack. You have to have rough men out there willing to do violence in order to do that. It’s as simple as that.”

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