Return to sender A Wisconsin postal carrier says he was only trying to cheer up a woman who seemed “stressed out” when he decided to deliver mail in the buff. Later, when questioned by police, the worker admitted that making the delivery while completely naked probably wasn’t a good idea.
A police report says the man, 52, told the woman he would deliver the mail in the nude to her office to make her laugh. As promised, he brought the mail wearing only a smile.
The man was arrested several days later for lewd and lascivious behavior.
Ouch!
A 44-year-old New Mexico woman ripped her daughter-in-law’s nipple off during a drunken brawl, reports the Las Cruces Sun.
Sometime after 3 a.m., the victim’s husband started arguing with his mother, and because it was becoming “very intense,” the victim went to stand in between the two to separate them.
The older woman “grabbed [the victim’s] right breast and began to squeeze and pull on her nipple,” police said. She continued to pull until the younger woman began punching her in the face.
When the younger woman later untucked her tank top, her nipple fell to the floor. The victim put the nipple in a bag and, after several hours, decided to go to the emergency room.
The victim told police she did not want to press charges.
Follow that cab
A 22-year-old Florida woman was charged with carjacking after she stole a cab after it picked her up at her house.
St. Petersburg police said Lacharion Butler had the cabbie drive Butler to another residence, but told the driver to wait.
Butler returned smoking a marijuana joint, police said. She got back into the cab, and grabbed the cabbie around the neck, cutting him in the face and throat.
The driver got away ran for help and Butler drove the cab away. She wasn’t hard to track. The driver remembered her address.
Police found Butler at her home.
What does a girl have to do
to get arrested around here?
A Montana driver tried to get arrested by spinning doughnuts with her vehicle and crashing it in front of the Helena police station.
When that didn’t work, Julie L. Pennington went to the station and asked for assistance in getting arrested for driving drunk.
Pennington’s request was granted.
Police said Pennington, 39, also crashed into a vehicle parked near the police station and rammed a retaining wall in the back of the building.
Police arrested Pennington on misdemeanor charges of DUI, driving with no insurance, careless driving, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident, driving on a suspended license and having an open container of alcohol in the vehicle.
