Breast bar exams Police arrested a woman who they say impersonated a plastic surgeon and performed at least two breast exams for women in bars in Boise, Idaho. She was jailed on accusations of practicing medicine without a license.
Kristina B. Ross was arrested Tuesday after police were contacted by a plastic surgeon’s office, reporting patients were calling to make appointments with a Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna. No doctor of that named works there.
Police contacted prospective patients who had called, worried more patients may have had fake exams. That led them to 37-year-old Ross.
Assault by tamale
A Florida woman was arrested Saturday on domestic battery charges for flinging tamales at her boyfriend.
Adyan Sanchez said her tamale launch was in response to her boyfriend calling her “a bitch” in front of the couple’s 1-year-old son.
Sanchez, a 30-year-old teacher’s assistant, was booked on a misdemeanor battery count and released after posting a $500 bond.
Shoe stash
A man who placed 17 bags of cocaine in his 3-year-old relative’s shoe was arrested on charges of possession with intent to distribute the drug in a school zone.
Demare Gary, 19, of Roxbury, Mass, admitted to storing the drug in the girl’s shoe the night before. The girl’s mother said she complained her shoe was tight on Tuesday, but didn’t notice the drug’s placement.
The girl complained of her shoe being too tight again at school, and a teacher discovered the stash that had been causing the pain.
Down the toilet
Pennsylvania police are expecting to recover more jewelry a 53-year-old man might have swallowed after allegedly stealing it from his mother on Sunday.
Robert Spriggs was charged with stealing two rings, valued at $30,000 each, and police have collected one more ring found in his pocket and two others that passed through his digestive system during his stay in a Washington County cell without a flushable toilet.
Police said two tennis bracelets also are missing.
Ouch.
