When his wife finds out, he’ll need an epidural
A Utah man was arrested after he allegedly fondled a nurse who was helping in the delivery of his child.
Police said Adam Jay Manning, 30, brought the mother-to-be to a hospital about 3 a.m. When a nurse prepared the mother, Manning looked the nurse “up and down” and made a comment about how cute she looked, according to the Salt Lake Tribune.
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The nurse ignored Manning and continued helping the woman in labor. Manning attempted to massage the nurse’s neck and then reached out and grabbed her breast, police said.
The nurse reported the incident to police, who arrested Manning before his child’s birth.
You can’t get telemarketing calls in jail
A New York man tired of being annoyed by telemarketers was arrested after he took matters into his own hands.
Police said Daniel Adler, 61, was upset with being called by Sears Home Improvement telemarketers, so he scheduled an appointment to have a Sears employee come to his house.
When the Sears worker arrived, Adler cut up the man’s identification card and then punched him in the face.
Lawnmower man
A Greenville County, S.C., man seeking a late-night snack was charged with driving under the influence — on a lawnmower.
The manager of a Jack in the Box restaurant called police early Friday to tell them a man on a lawnmower rolled up to the restaurant’s drive-through and ordered food, WHUS of Greenville reported.
The lawnmower was gone when police got to the restaurant, and police caught up to the man still driving the lawnmower down the road.
Reflied beans
Florida police said a 15-year-old turned his bean burrito into deadly weapon.
According to Hernando County, Fla., sheriff’s deputies, the victim was driving home when he noticed someone lean out of a window and throw something, reported the St. Petersburg Times.
An object struck his windshield and then a burrito flew through the driver’s-side window and struck him, the Times reported.
The front windshield was chipped, and the victim was covered in refried beans.
Police arrested a 15-year-old on the felony charge of throwing a deadly missile.
Hot wheels
In Pennsylvania, a man was arrested for driving under the influence after he drove through town in a van that was on fire.
The Belle Vernon Volunteer Fire Department was called with a report that a van was on fire. On the way, firefighters spotted the 1993 Ford Econoline ablaze driving from Main Street to the ramp on Interstate 70 ramp.
Firefighters were able to pull the man over and put out the fire. The driver was taken to a hospital for burn injuries and cited for DUI.
– Compiled by Scott McCabe
