Junk food lands you in cuffs
A hungry Vermont man was arrested after authorities said he walked down the street to a nearby pizza place. Problem was, the pizzeria happened to be in Canada. Buzz Roy was warned by the Border Patrol that his late night junk food stroll was illegal as he was crossing the United States-Canada border. The man decided to show his feelings on the matter by crossing the street to the other side of the border again. And then again. And then he got arrested and fined $500. Lullaby, Kentucky-style
A 33-year-old Kentucky man learned the difference between a crib and an oven. Authorities say Larry Long came home high on weed and helped his baby mama polish off a bottle of whisky — then misplaced his 5-week-old son by putting him in the nearby oven. Luckily for all it wasn’t turned on. The incident was reported to the police by the psychiatric facility whose hot line Long called immediately after he realized what he’d done.
Quick and slick head kick
A Kansas man got arrested for kicking a Greyhound bus driver in the head, causing the bus to crash on Interstate 70 in Utah. According to witnesses, the man got out of his third-row seat, ran to the front and performed a ninja-like kick to the driver’s head. No major injuries were reported. After the bus crashed, the kicker ran away. He was later located and booked into the Sevier County jail for aggravated assault, trespassing, and suspicion of bus jacking. Save money, make your own
A man and a woman were arrested for cooking methamphetamine at Wal-Mart’s parking lot in Georgia. A man passing through the store’s parking lot saw some movement in one of the nearby sport utility vehicles. Concerned it might be a violent argument, he called the police. But officers said they searched the vehicle and found it to be an old-school meth lab on wheels.
A hungry Vermont man was arrested after authorities said he walked down the street to a nearby pizza place. Problem was, the pizzeria happened to be in Canada. Buzz Roy was warned by the Border Patrol that his late night junk food stroll was illegal as he was crossing the United States-Canada border. The man decided to show his feelings on the matter by crossing the street to the other side of the border again. And then again. And then he got arrested and fined $500. Lullaby, Kentucky-style
A 33-year-old Kentucky man learned the difference between a crib and an oven. Authorities say Larry Long came home high on weed and helped his baby mama polish off a bottle of whisky — then misplaced his 5-week-old son by putting him in the nearby oven. Luckily for all it wasn’t turned on. The incident was reported to the police by the psychiatric facility whose hot line Long called immediately after he realized what he’d done.
Quick and slick head kick
A Kansas man got arrested for kicking a Greyhound bus driver in the head, causing the bus to crash on Interstate 70 in Utah. According to witnesses, the man got out of his third-row seat, ran to the front and performed a ninja-like kick to the driver’s head. No major injuries were reported. After the bus crashed, the kicker ran away. He was later located and booked into the Sevier County jail for aggravated assault, trespassing, and suspicion of bus jacking. Save money, make your own
A man and a woman were arrested for cooking methamphetamine at Wal-Mart’s parking lot in Georgia. A man passing through the store’s parking lot saw some movement in one of the nearby sport utility vehicles. Concerned it might be a violent argument, he called the police. But officers said they searched the vehicle and found it to be an old-school meth lab on wheels.
Compiled by Hristina Ninova
