Raise a glass of Bud Light to Target, whose market value shed $10 billion in 10 days after customers revolted against Target’s range of Pride-themed tat. Celebrate by squeezing into a Calvin Klein mankini, as promoted by an obese “trans man” with saggy moobs, and then camping out in North Face, as advertised by Pattie Gonia, the “real-life homosexual” who dresses as Barbarella-era Jane Fonda, only with more chest hair.