Beyoncé just became Twitter’s best hope for an unredacted Mueller report.
Well, okay, no one really thinks Queen Bey has the power to help us laypeople get more information out of the 448-page document, but fans can dream.
After Beyoncé dropped a surprise album Wednesday in conjunction with a new documentary, both called “Homecoming,” she became a welcome break from the Mueller news cycle. While President Trump was tweeting a “Game of Thrones” meme Thursday morning, the Bey Hive was more interested in Beyoncé’s new music than special counsel Robert Mueller’s findings on Russian collusion.
Alternatively, if Beyoncé could release a surprise album with 40 songs, couldn’t she just send out the unredacted Mueller report too?
If you were asleep, Beyoncé dropped an incredible documentary, a new album and the full unredacted Mueller report in the middle of the night
— Robin Thede (@robinthede) April 17, 2019
Why can’t Beyonce drop the Mueller report?
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 18, 2019
Can Beyoncé get the unredacted Mueller report? Just throwing stuff at the wall here to see what sticks.
— Alice Wetterlund (@alicewetterlund) April 18, 2019
For everyone who’d like a breakdown of the report, Beyoncé could help with that as well.
Has anyone summed up the Mueller report in Beyonce Homecoming GIFs yet? If not, why not?
— Dan Reilly (@danreilly11) April 18, 2019
Some people, however, welcome the excuse not to pay attention to what’s going on in Washington. When the alternative is Beyoncé, I can’t say I really blame them.
I’m listening to Beyoncé’s “Homecoming” as much I as I can before the Mueller Report chaos ensues. (I won’t stop during the chaos but all the white noise will be so annoying.)
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) April 18, 2019
Oldest child as we gathered ‘round ye old tv to watch Beyoncé this morning: “is this the Mueller report?”
— Barrie Hardymon (@bhardymon) April 17, 2019
