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Germs in the air?

By Timothy P. Carney
Published March 13, 2020 3:00am ET
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Germs in the air?
You can fly from LaGuardia to O’Hare for $61. JFK to Rome will cost you only $290. Cheap flights are everywhere, because nobody wants to fly anywhere. The planes might have the coronavirus. The airports certainly do. The stewardesses have been serving cranberry juice to folks from China, Seattle, and New York, so do you […]

You can fly from LaGuardia to O’Hare for $61. JFK to Rome will cost you only $290.

Cheap flights are everywhere, because nobody wants to fly anywhere. The planes might have the coronavirus. The airports certainly do. The stewardesses have been serving cranberry juice to folks from China, Seattle, and New York, so do you really want peanuts from them?

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