Dim Bulb: Andrew Dziuk

Who: Andrew Dziuk What: When told how much a room cost at the Ritz-Carlton, the 29-year-old from Centreville became upset and walked out. When a security guard approached him, the apparently intoxicated Dziuk pointed a loaded gun at him.

Why it’s dim: Yes, it’s expensive, but surely there’s a better way.

Cure: Next time, try Motel 6. They’ll leave the light on for you.

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