It’s always hard to get away, especially while working to undermine democratic institutions in the West. But for those who want to leave the cloak and dagger at the office, the Kremlin’s cheerful country retreat is the perfect vacation destination.
Located just outside of Centreville, Md., the sprawling and luxurious 45-acre estate has hosted both Soviet and Federation officials since the Nixon administration. Though currently closed, the compound could reopen as early as Jan. 20, 2017.
Life slows down to a soothing pace at the diplomatic compound, allowing attachés and agents to finally get away from the rigorous world of covert global operations.
Residents can pick from among two dozen chic apartments and quant cottages. Breathe a sigh of relief while drinking in the crisp Mid Atlantic air. And drift to sleep to the bubbling conflux of the nearby Corsica and Chester rivers.
Of course, reservations can be tailored to a guest’s needs. After hacking private servers and swaying elections, it’s nice to embrace nature and let the bullet proof mask slip a little. The estate provides the perfect setting for that temporary escape, or a safe house before a quick extraction.
But the relaxing and remote setting doesn’t mean the resort has to be dull. Residents enjoy the modern swimming pools and posh tennis courts the premise has to offer. Also, a scenic river front is just a short walk from the mansion, affording the perfect setting for boating, fishing, and even picnics.
An unsuspecting community in Queen Anne’s County has become acclimated to the compound. Interfacing with the locals provides a good opportunity to work on English skills and brush up on politics.
Seasonal childcare is also available. In the Summer, Kremlin staff host a three month kids camp and holiday activities in the Winter.
Russians who can’t seem to leave work behind should feel free to work in peace. Guards patrol the gated compound and a security system monitors the premises at all time.
If duty really calls, only a quick 90-minute commute stands between agents and Washington, D.C. And if things really heat up, persona non grata can whisk away to Baltimore International Airport just 45-minutes away.
Note: Though currently closed, the resort has remained open under the noses of Presidents Nixon through Bush. It’s unclear when the vacation vista will reopen. Other locations are available. Inquire today.
Philip Wegmann is a commentary writer for the Washington Examiner.
