Luv Guv may join the fray in Bama Senate race

Mobile, Ala. — As if Alabama didn’t experience enough political follies in 2017, the Luv Guv and the (allegedly) child-groping Ten Commandments judge may be back in the show again, this time joined by fizzled football coach Tommy Tuberville.

The state’s major newspapers were reporting on Tuesday that Robert Bentley, who resigned as governor in 2017 following a multi-pronged scandal that began as an illicit sexual affair, said he may run for the Senate in 2020. “If the opportunity arises and things work the way they should,” he said, “then we may consider it.”